How to Capture, trap and lure Mermaids from their underwater habitat and use its power to attract ladies like a love potion gayuma

From the conversation of a Visayan shaman named Florentino Javillonar of Siquijor Island.

Is mermaid a real creature?

Yes. It was a dimensional creature where it can enter and go out of  Earth dimension through gateway.

Is this thing has a basis?

From religious point, it has. In Genesis, on the fourth day, these kinds of entities were created before mankind.

From scientific point? Do we have evidences about the mermaids?

In countless of sightings it does exist. Orally recorded and its images were sculpted and painted in earlier times.

In this modern times of camera why there are no photos and video of it.

The mermaids are night creature and are elusive. They can't be capture by ordinary camera, except in camera with infrared tracking system.

Have you seen a mermaid?

Yes, at night I trapped it from an underwater lagoon feed by mountain stream.

What did you do then?

I cut her slippery hair. It was so fragrant and no perfume can equal its scents.

How did you trap it?

I use lure. An eyeless coconut. I cooked its meat in charcoal until golden brown and put it in a bamboo cage big enough for them to enter.

Why eyeless coconut?

It was the antidote to their fish-like traits. They were attracted to the scent of burnt coconut meat.

What happen then to the captured mermaid?

After I had cut its hair, I  release it for it was crying. so I let her go.

How does it look like?

Their face were like human with smooth  brownish skin on the upper body. Below the waist  is fish-like part with thick skin like that of eel.

What happen then to the fragrant hair?

I use it to attract women.

So how many wives do you have?

I got only one. Its our culture. But I have many children that  sometimes I don't know that I  am their father.

I laughed hard. And we both laughed.Then he offered me a strand of the most fragrant hair of mermaid.

Do I need to decline it?